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• You've got to give that girl another chance, you know. You kids are perfect for each other. - Ray Boccino over Ashley Butler
  • Thanks for the advice, Ray. I was thinking the same thing about you and a coffin. - Johnny Klebitz
• You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too? - Umberto Robina
  • What do you got against women? You prefer men, big boy? - Tommy Vercetti
• Shit! You don't wanna get in that Slav's way. - Johnny Klebitz over Niko Bellic
• Life does not have a reset button! - Jane
  • Right, but this show does. [klikt gesprek weg] I love that button. - Lazlow
• Can you do me a favor? Can you just shoot yourself to save me the trouble of doing it? - Jimmy tegen Marco
• All I care about is my cut. - Leon McAffrey
  • I love a man of principles. - Toni Cipriani}}
• "Everyone knows women are made from sand." - Anoniem
• "I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England" - Freddy
  • "Is it hard to get used to the language? You speak English pretty good!" - Lazlow
• "Who are you? FIB?" - Niko Bellic
  • "The FIB? Do I look homosexual?" - United Liberty Paper Contact
• "You don't look like the law, so that's bought you a minute." - Mitch Baker
• "Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself and for laughing at Brucie's balls." - Roman Bellic
• "It's a cruel fate that endows me with such a potential for greatness." - Zhou Ming
• "People aren't going to be happy if you kill me." - Dimitri Rascalov
  • "I've never been popular. I don't mean to start now." - Niko Bellic
• "Christ - I've met rabbits who like to fuck less than you!" - Salvatore Leone in een ruzie tegen Maria Latore
• "What, no flowers?" - Leon McAffrey
  • "I didn't know it was your funeral." - Toni Cipriani
• "The new age begins here!" - The Truth
• "Everybody is trying to fuck everybody." - James Pegorino
• "War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother." - Niko Bellic
• "I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!" - Gracie Ancelotti
  • "Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!" - Niko Bellic
• "The almighty forgives. The Lost don't." - The Lost
• "Do polar bears shit in the woods?" - The Truth
• "Fuck you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying, wife beating, Italian piece of shit." - Maria Latore
  • "Fuck me? Fuck you! In fact, everyone has!" - Salvatore Leone
• "I have a penis like a tube of tennis balls." - Lazlow
• "You were ice cold, man, you didn't even blink! I like that!" - Brucie Kibbutz tegen Niko Bellic
• "You got big cojones." - Umberto Robina
  • "Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail." - Tommy Vercetti
• "Faker than a pair of Vinewood tits." - Jon Gravelli
• "O'Donovan dresses in his daughter's underwear!" - Toni Cipriani. Antipropaganda tegen Miles O'Donovan
• "Just because I think everyone hates me doesn't mean they don't, know what I mean?" - Salvatore Leone
• "Where'd you get that?" - Carl Johnson over een wapen
  • "Same place I buy my pants, holmes. This is America!" - Cesar Vialpando
• "History will understand." - Mike Toreno
• "Nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good old-fashioned gang war, 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical plague or something, but that may be going too far in this case. You getting this down, you four-eyed prick?" - Avery Carrington tegen Donald Love
• "What did I do wrong in a past life?" - Tommy Vercetti
• "Dickheads!" - Ricardo Diaz
• "We've included much more adverts, and far fewer stories. Why? Because we're an American newspaper." – Liberty Tree
• "The only friends you'll make online are nerds, losers or perverts. Because except for you and me, everyone is one of these." – Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety
• "You're only happy when you've got your drawers around your ankles and your back against a wall!" – Salvatore Leone tegen Maria Latore
• "I'm calling from the bathroom, I gotta go, I really gotta go." – Ken Rosenberg
• "In the future when people are playing videogames and pulling the handbrake on piles of feces making hilarious skid marks, they should remember who the real pioneer of videogame poop-skidding was." – Ray Larabie over zijn werk aan GTA London
• "That mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue!" - Carl Johnson over Claude
• "I have a confession to make. I'm blind." - Wu Zi Mu
  • "No shit?" - Carl Johnson
• "Damn hypocrites. They spend a hundred years stealing from poor countries and they call me a thief!" – Juan Garcia Cortez over Frankrijk
• "Guns don't kill people, video games do." - Tom Goldberg
• "Nothing drives down real-estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war, apart from an outbreak of plague... But that might be going too far in this case." – Donald Love
• "Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different." - Niko Bellic
• "These people, these car thieves, joyriders... I tell you, I wish they all had one big neck, so I could put my hands around it, and choke the living life out of all of them all at once!" - Dean France
• "You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?" - Sonny Forelli
  • "No, I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you." – Tommy Vercetti
• "..." - Claude
• "He's a fucking cop, you maniac!" – Jimmy Hernandez
  • "Heh. Not no more he ain't!" – Eddie Pulaski