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• "The only friends you'll make online are nerds, losers or perverts. Because except for you and me, everyone is one of these." – Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety
• "You're only happy when you've got your drawers around your ankles and your back against a wall!" – Salvatore Leone tegen Maria Latore
• "I'm calling from the bathroom, I gotta go, I really gotta go." – Ken Rosenberg
• "In the future when people are playing videogames and pulling the handbrake on piles of feces making hilarious skid marks, they should remember who the real pioneer of videogame poop-skidding was." – Ray Larabie over zijn werk aan GTA London
• "That mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue!" - Carl Johnson over Claude
• "I have a confession to make. I'm blind." - Wu Zi Mu
  • "No shit?" - Carl Johnson
• "Damn hypocrites. They spend a hundred years stealing from poor countries and they call me a thief!" – Juan Garcia Cortez over Frankrijk
• "Guns don't kill people, video games do." - Tom Goldberg
• "Nothing drives down real-estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war, apart from an outbreak of plague... But that might be going too far in this case." – Donald Love
• "Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different." - Niko Bellic
• "These people, these car thieves, joyriders... I tell you, I wish they all had one big neck, so I could put my hands around it, and choke the living life out of all of them all at once!" - Dean France
• "You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?" - Sonny Forelli
  • "No, I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you." – Tommy Vercetti
• "..." - Claude
• "He's a fucking cop, you maniac!" – Jimmy Hernandez
  • "Heh. Not no more he ain't!" – Eddie Pulaski