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  • "Most games are about attacking a childlike world with an adult mind. The GTA games are the opposite." - Tom Bissell
  • "You are pushing me beyond breaking point, Huang! My truce with the Messina family is now in the toilet thanks to you!" - Hsin Jaoming
    • "Capra's so full of shit, that's the best place for it." - Huang Lee
  • "Go shower with the guys!" - Tommy Vercetti
  • "Look, I'm in this to make money for my brother. I don't have time to waste." - Victor Vance
    • "Darling, that is beautiful. One day, I will make a film like that. Two brothers. One is a dog. The other, a librarian. Love blossoms between a man and a pig. Three swans die. The end. Genius!" - Reni Wassulmaier
  • "Cousin, let's go bowling!" - Roman Bellic tegen Niko Bellic
  • "Do you wanna learn something, or do you wanna make fun?" - Brucie Kibbutz
  • "Don't look! Quick! Think of a yellow, rubber duck!" - The Truth
  • "Don't worry, D.L. Evidence goes missing all the time. As well as judges, witnesses, jurors..." - Toni Cipriani
  • "Hey, I can see my house from here!" - Police Maverick piloot 1
  • "What did I tell you before? NO GIANT SHARKS." - Tommy Vercetti tegen Steve Scott
  • "Timur, bro, I like to think I can talk to people. I try to put them at ease, make 'em open up." - Luis Lopez
    • "Sure, they open up when you shoot in their head. You put people in the ground, my friend." - Timur
  • "You can't rush the seduction of a lady." - Carl Johnson
  • "Not bad. You've got good legs." - Ling Shan
    • "I could say the same for you." - Huang Lee
  • "You know... we were just having a little creative meeting and things went a bit crazy and I somehow lost my pants!" - Yusuf Amir
  • "The thing is you work for Phil and Phil... Phil works for me. Which makes you my bitch's bitch. Figure that out." - Jerry Martinez
  • "Nicky, we gotta get serious." - Brucie Kibbutz
    • "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants." - Niko Bellic
  • "You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules." - Dimitri Rascalov
  • "Does a polar bear shit in the woods?" - Jethro
    • "No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent." - The Truth
  • "As for the Hot Coffee mod, remember kids that sex is worse than violence. Babies are made in shotgun carnage, not through sexual intercourse. Just aim for the head." - Goodcheezfan
  • "'Mercedes'?" - Tommy Vercetti
  • "A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down." - Johnny Klebitz
  • "Crime rates only go up if you don't turn the graph upside down. Turn it upside down, and they have halved, halved under me, Alex Shrub." - Alex Shrub
  • "You sick?" - Carl Johnson
    • "No. The government is, but that's a long story." - The Truth
  • "There is a car around the block from Luigi's club. The inside is covered in brains. We had to help some guy make up his mind and it proved a little messy." - Salvatore Leone
  • "So, I get nothing... before you go - can I ask you a question... were you an observer, or an actress in the "art house" movie?" - Huang Lee
    • "Keep it in your pants, Huang - I doubt it's very impressive. I'll see you around." - Ling Shan
  • "We are fortunate in that we happen to know a lot of freaks, so we tend to just change a couple of details and we're good to go. (Attention lawyers: That was a joke. All characters are purely the product of our imagination, including all the annoying lawyers.)" - Rockstar Games
  • "Ooh, that's funny. You know, for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy." - Vlad
    • "Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."- Niko Bellic
  • "I might not be able to hide in this gold monstrosity, but I can sure as shit fight." - Luis Lopez over de Buzzard
  • "My mother's my sister!" - Voetganger in Liberty City
  • "Moms always told me not to talk to strangers." - Carl Johnson
  • "It looks complicated. It is complicated." - DMA Design over de missie-structuur van GTA2.
  • "I heard the other drivers have cars that are race lightened for extra speed. How can even I - the best driver in the city - compete with them when they cheat like that?" - Chan Jaoming
    • "You mean they're driving race cars in a car race? That's disgraceful." - Huang Lee
  • "When trouble looms, the fool turns his back, while the wise man faces it down." - Kenji Kasen
  • "Don't forget about me, after all I done for you." - Kent Paul
  • "The other day, I picked up a young woman and we discussed a non-violent solution to war. We called it peace." - Callum Crayshaw
  • "Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio." - Big Smoke tegen twee Los Santos Vagos-leden
  • "The club is all about the people" - Anthony Prince
    • "Fuck the people. Fuck them all! Whip out your dick and piss all over them." - Yusuf Amir
  • "This chopper's a motherfucking get outta jail freecard" - Luis Lopez over de Buzzard
  • "In searching for the Feds' rat. I have uncovered, amongst my so called people, many snakes, pigs, and dogs!" - Hsin Jaoming
    • "It's like a petting zoo of disrespect." - Huang Lee
  • "Our source in the police has informed us that one of our drivers is a strangely animated undercover cop. He's more or less useless out of his car." - Asuka Kasen over Tanner
  • "Where's he going?" - Gay Tony
    • "I don't know where he's going, you idiot. That's why we're following him." - Luis Lopez
  • "So this is what the dream feels like? This is the victory we longed for." - Niko Bellic
  • "Marron! Why am I surrounded by so many fucking idiots?" - Vincenzo Cilli
  • "You'd think you'd know enough with all the shit we been in to take the safety off a gun before you use it." - Luis Lopez
    • "Fair point. I'll get a post-it note for the next time. "Disengage before suicide attempt." - Gay Tony
  • "Zhou, I'm all for masking one's insecurities, but I've got to ask... have you got a tiny penis? They can do things for it nowadays." - Huang Lee
  • "We steal some of the uncounted votes, and replace them with some of our own." - Donald Love
  • "You're about to learn a lesson. Actions have consequences! You screwed me over; now you're paying for it. Shame that it will be the second last thing that goes into your head. Goodbye." - Niko Bellic voordat hij Dimitri Rascalov executeert
  • "Hey, Billy! How's it feel to be on the old bike, man?" - Johnny Klebitz
    • "Like when your wife is screwing the neighbor. I'm gonna be up all night tuning her back to normal." - Billy Grey
  • "In those days, I didn't know my ass from my elbow. Luckily, a lot of other people did." - Candy Suxxx over de jaren '80
  • "I got you that tank thing and the chopper - what now, you want the Statue of Happiness for your back yard?" - Luis Lopez
    • "Excellent idea, my friend, but that will have to wait." - Yusuf Amir
  • "Hey, yokel. What the fuck? That car you got to me, it looked like shit. I got a date tonight." - Vladimir Glebov
    • "Too bad, man. It was clean, wasn't it? Well, maybe you should stay home. Goodbye." - Niko Bellic
  • "Experience has taught me that a man like you can be very loyal for the right price, but groups of men get greedy." - Donald Love
  • "So, what's up, bro?" - Luis Lopez
  • "If the Panlantic deal is to come to fruition we're going to need to... how can I put this delicately... 'clear' a small section of land in Fort Staunton." - Donald Love
  • "How would you like to die, Roman?" - Niko Bellic
    • "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday, I don't know!" - Roman Bellic
  • "And remember, respect is everything!" - GTA2
  • "Cesar said you was a real man" - Catalina
    • "Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people." - Carl Johnson
  • "I had a disagreement with a business associate, you know how it is." - Tommy Vercetti
    • "Tommy, if I have a disagreement, I send them an angry letter. Maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III." - Ken Rosenberg
  • "People can always be replaced but secrets cannot." - Trey Welsh
  • "You don't worry about your soul?" - Ilyena Faustin
    • "After you walk into a village and you see fifty children, all sitting neatly in a row against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul." - Niko Bellic
  • "People patronize me all my life, treat me like a little kid. My brother would do that." - Lance Vance
  • "Don't just jump, hyperjump!" - The Samartians
  • "Tommy, you must excuse me, the new minister of the interior has arrived. Many years ago, I killed his father in a failed coup so I must be polite." - Juan Garcia Cortez
  • "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese." - Carl Johnson
    • "I'm blind, Carl, not stupid." - Wu Zi Mu
  • "I am just a businessman." - Salvatore Leone
  • "You've got to give that girl another chance, you know. You kids are perfect for each other." - Ray Boccino over Ashley Butler
    • "Thanks for the advice, Ray. I was thinking the same thing about you and a coffin." - Johnny Klebitz
  • "You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too?" - Umberto Robina
    • "What do you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?" - Tommy Vercetti
  • "Shit! You don't wanna get in that Slav's way." - Johnny Klebitz over Niko Bellic
  • "Life does not have a reset button!" - Jane
    • "Right, but this show does. [klikt gesprek weg] I love that button." - Lazlow
  • "Can you do me a favor? Can you just shoot yourself to save me the trouble of doing it?" - Jimmy tegen Marco
  • "All I care about is my cut." - Leon McAffrey
  • "Everyone knows women are made from sand." - Anoniem
  • "I recently moved to Liberty City from Hampshire, in England" - Freddy
    • "Is it hard to get used to the language? You speak English pretty good!" - Lazlow
  • "Who are you? FIB?" - Niko Bellic
  • "You don't look like the law, so that's bought you a minute." - Mitch Baker
  • "Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself and for laughing at Brucie's balls." - Roman Bellic
  • "It's a cruel fate that endows me with such a potential for greatness." - Zhou Ming
  • "People aren't going to be happy if you kill me." - Dimitri Rascalov
    • "I've never been popular. I don't mean to start now." - Niko Bellic
  • "Christ - I've met rabbits who like to fuck less than you!" - Salvatore Leone in een ruzie tegen Maria Latore
  • "What, no flowers?" - Leon McAffrey
  • "The new age begins here!" - The Truth
  • "Everybody is trying to fuck everybody." - James Pegorino
  • "War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother." - Niko Bellic
  • "I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!" - Gracie Ancelotti
  • "The almighty forgives. The Lost don't." - The Lost
  • "Do polar bears shit in the woods?" - The Truth
  • "Fuck you, Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying, wife beating, Italian piece of shit." - Maria Latore
  • "I have a penis like a tube of tennis balls." - Lazlow
  • "You were ice cold, man, you didn't even blink! I like that!" - Brucie Kibbutz tegen Niko Bellic
  • "You got big cojones." - Umberto Robina
    • "Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail." - Tommy Vercetti
  • "Faker than a pair of Vinewood tits." - Jon Gravelli
  • "O'Donovan dresses in his daughter's underwear!" - Toni Cipriani. Antipropaganda tegen Miles O'Donovan
  • "Just because I think everyone hates me doesn't mean they don't, know what I mean?" - Salvatore Leone
  • "Where'd you get that?" - Carl Johnson over een wapen
  • "History will understand." - Mike Toreno
  • "Nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good old-fashioned gang war, 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical plague or something, but that may be going too far in this case. You getting this down, you four-eyed prick?" - Avery Carrington tegen Donald Love
  • "What did I do wrong in a past life?" - Tommy Vercetti
  • "Dickheads!" - Ricardo Diaz
  • "We've included much more adverts, and far fewer stories. Why? Because we're an American newspaper." – Liberty Tree
  • "The only friends you'll make online are nerds, losers or perverts. Because except for you and me, everyone is one of these." – Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety
  • "You're only happy when you've got your drawers around your ankles and your back against a wall!" – Salvatore Leone tegen Maria Latore
  • "I'm calling from the bathroom, I gotta go, I really gotta go." – Ken Rosenberg
  • "In the future when people are playing videogames and pulling the handbrake on piles of feces making hilarious skid marks, they should remember who the real pioneer of videogame poop-skidding was." – Ray Larabie over zijn werk aan GTA London
  • "That mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue!" - Carl Johnson over Claude
  • "I have a confession to make. I'm blind." - Wu Zi Mu
  • "Damn hypocrites. They spend a hundred years stealing from poor countries and they call me a thief!" – Juan Garcia Cortez over Frankrijk
  • "Guns don't kill people, video games do." - Tom Goldberg
  • "Nothing drives down real-estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war, apart from an outbreak of plague... But that might be going too far in this case." – Donald Love
  • "Life is complicated. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different." - Niko Bellic
  • "These people, these car thieves, joyriders... I tell you, I wish they all had one big neck, so I could put my hands around it, and choke the living life out of all of them all at once!" - Dean France
  • "You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?" - Sonny Forelli
    • "No, I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you." – Tommy Vercetti
  • "..." - Claude
  • "He's a fucking cop, you maniac!" – Jimmy Hernandez
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