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Radiozender
Logo van KGBH Radio
KGBH Radio
Genre Classic Rock
Host Bomba Tomba
Prodo
Locatie Industrial District
GTA
GTA2 (Zenders)

KGBH Radio is een radiozender dat vanuit Lubyanka in het Industrial District van Anywhere, USA door de Russian Mafia wordt uitgezonden. De naam is een samentrekking van KGB, de vroegere Russische geheime dienst, en GBH, de oorspronkelijke naam voor GTA2.

De zender draait drie nummers, maar de uitzending is een chaos. De host Bomba Tomba lijkt te werken met een defecte cassettespeler en de muziek hapert dan ook regelmatig. Ondertussen probeert Bomba Tomba zijn dronken assistent Prodo aan het werk te krijgen.

Playlist

  • Cow Tastes Good -- Surf City
  • Spangly Feet -- Dazed & Confuzed
  • Tsunami -- F.A.G. Filter

Tekst

Slogan "KGBH, in fantastic medium wave!"
Bomba Tomba "Special price cabigde: Two for buck. I bought one supply this morning only. Is very good for digestion, makes you do all kinds of lifting things with your butt."
Muziek hapert en stopt
Bomba Tomba "I think machine’s broken... Is not good. Okay, is never working. I break his legs this bastard who gave me this piece of... shit"
Muziek start weer
Bomba Tomba "Okay, it’s working now. This very good. Here we having now with radio... eh... Aaah! This is announcement I must give announcement. This is has anyone seen green Silverado stolen from outside my house? Eight clock ten... no... Ten clock last night. I was little drunk and forgot were I left. It could be anywhere..."
Muziek stopt opnieuw
Bomba Tomba "Hey! Come on what do you want... I’m on the air right now! What do you asking me what question? Ah! Hehe! Forget it, forget the last mesage, we found the car. Okay, requests. Well, Boris Smerchzj was twelve today. Happy birthday Boris! He got computer game and cake. Eh, Boris, Boris, sell the game, eat the cake!"
Slogan "KGBH, where the big noise is!"
Muziek Surf City - Cow Tastes Good
Bomba Tomba "Oh yeah! Is very very nice, is very nice. I am very much liking my own radio station. I had just a little of dedication to make to my wife Wanda. Wanda, I want to say, I’m sorry I didn’t make home last night. I was very much drinking. I did not make it, I want to make it but I hope you make me dinner still because I like your borsjt. Is very good and I also like Sljlk *Russisch-Engels gemompel*, with cream and I come by for dinner later, okay? Now, ...
Prodo "Wanda and Brad plays the music that I like! Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!"
Bomba Tomba "Music special for my wife. Special for my wife, I play special for you. This is something that I’ve had very many years at home and is very nice piece... *ghaaash*

I don’t have it, I don’t... I DON’T HAVE PIECE! Prodo, get over here what you do with... This... where’s my case? I have case with this piece! This not good. Forget it. Forget... I can’t... Sorry Wanda. I can’t play this piece for you, but I want to give you something later private, okay?"

Slogan "KGBH!"
Muziek Dazed & Confuzed - Spangly Feet
Bomba Tomba "This very good band! Is all chicks! This called "Nipples and Chains"! Very good band. Er... Give me the track. Prodo! Prodo, come, come, this very good. Never before heard on my radio station. You hear first from Bomba Tomba. I give you the best. There is no other reason why you listen anywhere else. Don’t even think about... Break the radio dails. This is very good, listen:"
Muziek gaat verder
Bomba Tomba "Okay, Prodo, come... What you do? Where are you? You’ve got some more work there."
Prodo: "Sssst!"
Muziek
Muziek stopt
Slogan "KGBH, on you own vibra..." *Piep*
Slogan "KGBH, on your..." *Klik*
Prodo "Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!"
Bomba Tomba "This sh*tload of what got... You’re sunk! I ain’t be on air for few minutes more then... I’m not staying on air. This ridiculous! This wodka just sunk... The wodka sunk... I’m going out of here! This... No, Prodo, Prodo, Prodo, I’m leaving now. You stay here do it. I’m been doing this for hours! You do it! I’m sick of this! This is ridiculous, you idiot! Forget it. Prodo, if you listening... GET IN HERE! I’m going to break your neck, you little bastard-prick! Get in here because now is your turn. Okay, this is Bomba Tomba, I say goodnight. This man is crying, a man of my word. I will kick your little spindly butt! Okay, this gone. I’m gone. This forget, I got work to done. If you want to get free wodka, you have a snorkel in things like this and wetsuits, come down and we will get you some wodka. Down at docks and slips... Anyway..."
Prodo "If you read on the card you’ll be cheating on your heart. Bomba Tomba! Bomba Tomba!"
Slogan "KGBH, good radio for family and friends!"
Muziek
Bomba Tomba "This KGBH Radio. This no-nonsense radiostation. If you get pissed of, you don’t like station, you just change it, don’t listen, okay? You don’t want to listen, don’t listen! It’s blrrr! Is ridiculous! I don’t have to listen to you, you don’t listen to me! Just turn it off! But KGBH places the best black-market radio."
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